For the love of God bring me a shemale dating site that isn’t just flat out crap!!!
Seriously! This is what I’ve been yelling like for fucking ever! And then last week the desperate screaming stopped because I found a little slice of heaven called localshemales.org and now I’m out here spreading the word because, well, the more the merrier!
It’s full of fantastic people. When you find a community of sexually active adults on a dating site who all know what they want and just tell it like it is then you have struck GOLD, my friend!
And my date tonight is a tranny dreamboat with a sailor’s mouth and I’ll bet she can suck some serious cock!!!
I just can’t get enough of sexy, hard-bodied younger men. I prefer studly frat boys but if you’re some hot kind of professional who knows how to treat a lady then I might be game, too!
I’m honey and I am hot and might be hot for you! I like walks on the beach and champagne and if you treat me right I will do the same for you. I’m what you would call a cougar. I see what I want and I just claim it. I used to be that hot old lady at the end of the bar who buys you a drink but not your group of friends- because I wanted to take YOU home and to ride you til dawn. Nowadays I have gone digital. It’s a whole lot more fun and I can shop around for a sexual playmate and not have those occasional awkward slipping out of the bar without someone noticing when I change my mind at the last minute. What? It happens!
Anyway, why don’t you hit me up and we can chat and see if our sexual fantasies mesh. And if you’ve never tried cougar dating you really ought to! We take great care of ourselves and we have years of experience pleasing men. And practice makes perfect, now doesn’t it?
My special talents include oral pleasure and one of my favorite passtimes is trying complex positions from the Kama Sutra. I am a very flexible person and I love to push my limits. I have even been known to enjoy a little pain now and then. BDSM is a niche I want to explore a little more. And if you are into mild fetishes like stockings and feet we could have a really great time playing together!
Won’t you come and check me out on dateacougar.org?